Paisley Man Avoids Cornflakes Catastrophe

Yesterday morning, a Paisley resident was shocked to discover that he didn’t have any cornflakes in his house.

David Hutchinson, 43, awoke intending to consume his usual daily bowl of the highly popular cereal but was shocked to discover that he didn’t have any cornflakes in the house. Hutchinson explained “I opened the cupboard and realised I didn’t have any cornflakes in the house. I then went into a panic mode and started looking in all the cupboards, then all over the house.”

Fortunately for Hutchinson, he found a box of cornflakes in a shopping bag that his wife, Karen, had purchased the night before and was able to have his usual breakfast.

Reflecting on the incident, Hutchinson said “It’s certainly a day that will live long in the memory and is something I’ll be telling the grandchildren about.”

Detective Inspector George Curtain said of the incident: “Though this case had a happy ending, it reminds us of the importance of always ensuring that we manage our breakfast supplies with due care and attention. It also reminds us that such incidents can happen to anyone regardless of age and gender.”

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